Saturday, August 31, 2024

MAPS OF THE UNKNOWN: Phases of the Wildman


After Nessie, now we're on the trail of Chinese Wildmen, ranging afar from Tibet to Hubei to Jiulong Mountain. From The Four Major Mysteries of Mainland China by Paul Dong.

Courtesy Prentice-Hall, Inc., 1984.

Sunday, August 11, 2024

ARCHIVAL UPDATES: UFO TREK



Warren Smith's UFO Trek is now available to read and download at archive dot org. The file contains the Sphere edition, the original Zebra Books artwork and Zebra's retitled reissue artwork as well.



Courtesy Sphere Books, 1977 (original pub. 1976).

Saturday, August 10, 2024

THE NIGHT OF THE TOY DRAGONS by Barney Cohen





Albino mutant pygmy alligators! They're massing beneath NYC, their appetite rising to a fever pitch ... will we be prepared when they rise, and we face THE NIGHT OF THE TOY DRAGONS? And after slogging through Cohen's turgid technothriller drivel, will we care? Probably not!

Cohen's first victim is a sewer worker named Boggs, in a strange bit of synchronicity with David Hagberg's far superior Croc. Was there something in the water? The killer alligators act like cartoon piranhas, stripping bodies to the bone in minutes. At one point, they decapitate a police dog and somehow throw the head back at their human pursuers ... why? These cartoonish antics don't mesh with Cohen's wannabe verisimilitude of computer tooth analysis and bureaucratic infighting, and both aspects are crowded out by too much filler of midcentury character drama: home life, hookups, and the battle of the sexes. Cohen doesn't excel at any of these threads and the final effect is supreme dissatisfaction.

Eventually we get a final battle of flamethrowers vs alligators, but it's too little too late, and the story ends on a promise of more to come as the surviving characters gear up for yet another wave of invincible super-gators which simply elicits an eye roll. David Lippincott's comparable disaster dud Tremor Violet ended the same way, with more violence to come, but that was the one successful play in Lippincott's book. Here it's just another disappointment.

Author Cohen also wrote a couple science fiction thrillers, and ... a puff piece on Sting?

Pure terror ...

How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail fail? Cohen's crocodilian cockup earns a 1/4 rating ... boo, hiss!

A Berkley Medallion Book, 1977

Wednesday, July 31, 2024

MAPS OF THE UNKNOWN: Loch Ness V


A useful map of sightings and vantage points from the 4th edition of Loch Ness Monster by Tim Dinsdale.

Courtesy Routledge & Kegan Paul Ltd, 1982 (original pub. 1961).

Sunday, July 21, 2024

UFO: FLYING SAUCERS OVER BRITAIN? by Robert Chapman





THANK GOD THEY'RE STILL UNIDENTIFIED!

Sunday Express science correspondent Robert Chapman delivers this very British rundown of the flying saucer phenomenon in the United Kingdom, melding the classic UFO narrative of Kenneth Arnold through Condon with some particular UK cases. The Exeter flying cross, the Moigne Downs "craft," a silly hoax by students at Allingham, all these and more are explored by Chapman. It's a glorious time capsule and Chapman is in classic newsman mode, giving up play by play of reportage on each case. Jolly good!

UFOs at Stoke-on-Trent!




That bloody Warminster Thing shows up here, last seen in The Flying Saucerers by Arthur Shuttlewood. Chapman pokes some holes in Shuttlewood's personal experiences with the Thing, but also grants that he sees Shuttlewood as a fundamentally honest person and got along quite well when they met. Our author tries to be scrupulously fair whether dealing with hoaxes, cases of mistaken identity, or the possible genuine unknown.

Originally published as "Unidentified Flying
Objects" in 1969


Chapman thanks Gordon Creighton and Charles Bowen of the infamous Flying Saucer Review for quotations and material, and praises the FSR and contributors as "serious minded people." Anyone familair with the eclectic personages behind the Review may raise an eyebrow, but them's the breaks for midcentury Ufology.

Hardcover edition

This book was owned by Sally Pierson.

Mayflower Books, 1977 (original pub. 1969)