Sunday, August 30, 2026

ARCHIVAL UPDATES: THE U.F.O. REPORT & WHY ARE THEY WATCHING US?



Two vintage UFO texts from 1967 by Irving A. Greenfield are now available to read and download: The U.F.O. Report and Why Are They Watching Us? (as Allen Louis Erskine) from Lancer Books and Tower Books, respectively. In both texts Greenfield is hot for the Northeast Blackout of '65 being down to UFO shenanigans.

Original reviews are here and here.

MAPS OF THE UNKNOWN: Dealey Plaza, 1963

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And now, another kind of disaster ... they pulled that limousine down Elm Street slow and clean.

From JFK: The Case for Conspiracy, by F. Peter Model and Robert J. Groden.

Courtesy Manor Books, 1976.

DOME by Lawrence Huff





Mary Wolford, Ph.D., assistant to Professor Nichols, explained candidly and coolly to the mayor her understanding of the Slayer equations.

"Slayer's mathematics are rigorous. Absolutely foolproof. We've already established that on the computer. What we don't know and are trying to establish by this test run is how well his equations fit the physical conditions and characteristics of the Sodium Cooled Type Eight. If they fit we're in serious trouble.
This is author Lawrence Huff's only credited novel, and I'm not sure if he's a one-off writer or a pseudonym lost in the shuffle. A certain roughness around the edges points to a one shot author - Huff certainly lays it on thick with hero Dr. George Slayer's predictions of doom and gloom, and everyone's dialogue has a certain expository cant that reminds us over and over again that this is a DISASTER novel, all caps. Huff has some fun with it, anyways, and isn't afraid to take things to the limit ... eventually. 

In the meantime, we have to be satisfied with building premonitions of looming disaster: a missing plant worker, missing children on the causeway, a Howard Johnson's blown half sky high by a steam explosion, bugs in the system and false alarms out the wazoo. Things escalate quickly around the halfway point though, and soon enough we're all gonna be nuclear experts one way or another, the most unfortunate through personal experience ...

I said Huff has some fun with things - his hero is named Slayer, after all! He handles the coverup narrative with some appreciated subtlety, however, with General Power's minions scrambling to tell themselves it's all for the greater good even as we learn bit by bloody bit all the new and exciting ways a nuclear plant can lash out in destruction, long before we ever get to the dreaded supercritical tipping point. Who would have dreamed that a jetliner would be in danger 4,000 feet above the dome? Huff also, thankfully, gets everyone on board with the threat quickly enough once it's undeniable - there's not too much slogging through the Sturm und Drang of career worries and boardroom sniping that drag down so many mid-tier disaster stories.

At times, however, the scale is shabby and small, like a community theatre play with Huff's characters tripping over themselves on a cramped stage. At other times, Huff is successful at drawing the global stakes and invoking the awesome forces barely contained by General Power's Type 8 reactor. His character work can be clunky but his humanistic lens softens a lot of the rough craft. 

Too, Dome is a relic of a certain time, the era of The China Syndrome and Three Mile Island, when nuclear power was a visceral, immediate threat. Nowadays, in the thick of the plague years of police state terrorism, genocide, and climate apocalypse, what's an old fashioned meltdown? It's almost quaint ... until we get to the very end and realize how high the stakes truly have been. Slayer's been playing for keeps while the rest of us were rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic, as it were.

As stated, Huff ties things up well enough by the climax, with some exciting derring do and dutiful philosophizing. In the end, his nuclear powered downer earns a 2/4 rating. As far as disasters go, this is an also-ran with some grody highlights ... but not grody enough!

One final note: it's funny that the moody cover art portrays a more recognizable cooling tower front and center, with the titular containment dome hidden in the back right of the image.

Pocket Books, 1979

FIREWIND by Hank Searls






He'd spent too long sniffing like a bloodhound in the toyon bush, had isolated himself on the landward side by a ring of fire around the city. He was sure that the wild, howling gusts would prevent helicopter rescue, even if he called for one.

He'd violated the rule of firemen and burglars: never close a door behind you.

He had a sinking sensation in his belly. It was not fear of the encircling fire. He knew back-country topography, roads, and fire trails crisscrossing the Santa Ynez and San Rafael mountains as well as any man alive, and had lived all his life in Santa Ana winds. It was from fear of the firebug trapped somewhere with him, in the brush-covered hills to the north.
Fear of the firebug - he's on everyone's minds, from Nisei fire spotter Hash Ono lost in the toyon, to Chicano cop Shawn Ortega torn between two lovers, to every firefighter white, black, and brown from up and down the state brought in to battle the encroaching blaze. He may walk among the firefighters with stolen valor, like a criminal obsessed with the police, laughing and boasting in their favored watering holes, picking up chicks with tales stolen from another life ... or he may actually be two or three or more perpetrators. Ortega's got a profile on him, but it may be worth less than the paper it's printed on. Everyone's sure that he's a he, at least.

And if they don't find him fast, the 70,000+ souls in Santa Barbara are doomed.


Author Hank Searls delivers an overstuffed would-be epic disaster story that, sadly, gets bogged down in its own unfolding minutiae. Race hate, domestic strife, office politicking, and the requisite crash course on wildfire fighting all compete for oxygen, along with some unconvincing psych work on the firebug - would you believe he's got the voice of an old shrink in his head that he keeps up a dialogue with, complete with dated counterculture and psych jargon about society and the man, maaaaan?

Author Hank Searls (1922-2017)

If I, a humble blogger, were to try to fix up this novel, I'd trim it down by about 100 pages, probably by axing some minor character arcs (but NOT Hash Ono's, as he's aces), and either make the firebug more of a cipher, or more of a grounded personality. Either way, I'd ditch the Shrink, as these sections are the least convincing of Searls' otherwise very well written story, to the point where the otherwise exciting climax is slightly deflated by some cheesy dialogue from the firebug.

The detective work chasing after the firebug also drags on, with the cops and firefighters one step behind him maybe one too many times. As it is, we're busy enough with the domestic drama: married Ortega is mixed up with a white woman up on the hill, who's mixed up with Ortega's best white friend, whose ranch is right in the path of the wildfire. There's almost not enough room for the fire itself!


Searls cheekily references his own Jaws 2 near the end, which is a rookie move for such a veteran writer: never remind the audience of another, better book they could be reading. His Jaws 2 novelization is rightfully held as an excellent work of adaption, I would say better than Benchley's original even. That Searls could construct such a killer novel out of such a lamented sequel makes it all the more disappointing that he whiffs it with Firewind.


Here come those Santa Ana winds again ... Searls is (mostly) more than capable, but his Firewind smolders for too long, earning a truly disappointing 2/4 rating.

Berkley Books, 1982 (original pub. 1981)

Sunday, August 2, 2026

ARCHIVAL UPDATES: WARREN SMITH'S AUTHENTIC DICTIONARY OF CB



Breaker, breaker! Warren Smith's Authentic Dictionary of CB is now available to read and download at archive dot org! This marks the title's digital debut.

Get hip to all the trucker lingo:




Study up on the rules and regs:




And don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!


Courtesy Award Books, 1976.

Friday, July 31, 2026

COSMIC DEBRIS: Scotland Claims New Mystery Animal


Speculative news item by Michael Goss, who previously mapped out some "ABC" sightings across the UK. Here he cites one Jim A. Johnston wondering if a lynx may not have been introduced into the Scottish countryside, owing to reports of slain livestock and sightings of a "puma" or other big cat. Goss also mentions the delightful muntjac deer and some porcupines living in Devon.

Featured in Fate magazine, Volume 34 - Number 5, May 1981.

STRANGE WORLD: Talk to Your Plants


Another entry in Brad Steiger's syndicated "Strange World" column, this time wowing us with plant ESP and the research of Cleve Backster, last seen in National Wildlife magazine. Put that in your pipe and smoke it! But watch the polygraph while you do so ... 

"Tell me the truth Rhoda, there's another gardener, isn't there ..."

This article is rated SSC: Shrimps Strongly Cautioned. Clipped from an unknown paper, unknown year!