SIGNS OF LOVE by Jeraldine Saunders

The signs of love are haunting me

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oh

I've always been a coward

And I don't know what's good for me

Don't know your ass from an Ares? Celebrity astrologer Jeraldine Saunders wants to help out, in this self help volume that offers "unlimited love power" teaching your SIGNS OF LOVE!

We're deep in midcentury cheese now, as Saunders also wrote a memoir/astrology primer (!) that was adapted into the schmaltz smash hit The Loooooooooove Boat! Wild! Even wilder, today's title features a foreword by super-celebrity astrologer Sydney Omarr, who was married to Saunders for a hot minute back in 1966! What a tangled web the planets weave ...

Really, the bones of it are your basic self help spiel available in dozens of quickie books from the era, but it is attractively packaged anyways, with some neat illustrations to boot. Its main value today is as a time capsule of the polyester party people decade.

Pinnacle Books, 1977