Friday, May 31, 2024

ERUPTION by Paul Patchick







Zebra Books present the most terrifying disaster novel of 1979! It's ERUPTION, in all its red foil. fire spitting glory! After the dry fart of Edwin Corley's The Genesis Rock, we're due for some real volcanic terror, and wouldn't you know it, author Paul Patchick delivers.

The first couple chapters are a little rough, starting with Dr. Jon Dana and his wife Katy having a quickie in first class on their flight to Hawaii! We know she's volcano bait the second we meet her. Then Jon takes some time after sex with his wife to look at his reflection and describe himself to the audience. They tour the big island, Jon exposits on volcanos to his perfect, unsuspecting family, and eventually Katy falls into Halema'uma'u crater.

This is all real rough and clumsy, and thankfully things smooth out after we're through Dana's tragic backstory. Maybe this would have been better as a flashback or just hinted at, but it's not Patchick's style to hint at things when they can be fully explicated instead, for better or for worse.

Once the story hits its stride it starts to feel like a classic '80s TV miniseries, like Shogun or The Thorn Birds, and lanky stud Dana could easily have been played by Richard Chamberlain. After the cheesy intro Patchick settles into a pretty realistic style of tracking Dana's life and career over the years, as he works in Japan and then the tiny, fictional Central American country San Cristobal - it's here that the titular terror of the eruption will occur, but we've got a long road to get to that point ...

Chamberlain from 1980's Shogun

In Japan the scale of the story really blooms, and Patchick successfully conveys the drama of scientific research, with real volcano history and the juxtaposition of ideals of pure knowledge set against our human frailty. Dana is mentored by elderly Japanese volcanologist Dr. Mochizuke, and there's a fantastic dual exposition dump/action scene where the good doctor quizzes his students on volcanic knowledge as they race their truck down a mountainside to warn the village of impending eruption. Patchick is warm with his characters, showing us our own strengths and weaknesses reflected back from them. As the years pass we start to fear for Dr. Mochizuke's life - not from any volcanological threat, but from the simple passage of time. Elsewhere in this beefy, 475 page epic, Dana woos a Norwegian lady scientist named Erika, and always the science of volcanos marches on.

Patchick nails this aspect of disaster fiction, as we get a crash course on volcanology and start to worry alongside Dana as to just what may happen if he isn't able to decode the earth's rumblings in time. Once he's dispatched to San Cristobal to investigate the sulking Black Tower crater, we're locked in until the climax. There's a goofy action scene where Dana captures some guerrillas using a high tech ground scanner, and then true to Patchick's style this comic book action is followed by some fraught moral wrangling as Dana reflects on his role in giving a propaganda coup to the regime of President Zamorro. The dictatorship, flush with American arms and CIA support and deep in planning an invasion of neighboring Honduras, is poorly poised to listen to any of Dana's warnings about the Black Tower's eminent eruption. Coke fiend Colonel Ramirez and the inept Zamorro make a sharp contrast to the dedicated General Sanchez from Kenneth McKenney's The Fire Cloud. Dana and his kids pass right over Popocatépetl and Iztaccíhuatl on their flight down to San Cristobal, followed by a hit parade of real Central American volcanos until they reach the (fictional) villain El Torre Negro.

Dana also takes some time on this long flight to reflect on psychic frauds like Edgar Cayce and Jeane Dixon, and damns them for their easy jobs of doomsaying, while scientists like him have to weigh every real consideration and possible unknowns, risking panic or disaster through false alarms or inaction. Fuck 'em up, Jon!

The climax, when it comes, is depressingly realistic, with no room for action heroics. This being a Zebra Books production, there's a few typos and formatting errors here and there. The cover art is ultra generic but at least the shiny foil effect on the lava is cool. Patchick actually sued Zebra in 1983 for "failing to publish and promote his book, Eruption."

Some text of the case:
1. On June 27, 1983, Appellant Paul Patchick filed this diversity action for breach of contract against five named defendants: Kensington Publishing Corporation (Kensington); Zebra Books, Inc. (Zebra); Richard Curtis, Richard Curtis Literary Agency, and Richard Curtis Associates, Inc. (Curtis defendants); and other unnamed defendants. Patchick alleged that defendants failed to publish and promote his book, "Eruption." Patchick filed an amended complaint on October 6, 1983, naming the same defendants.

2. In November 1983 defendants Kensington and Zebra filed a motion to dismiss the action as to them for lack of personal jurisdiction, or alternatively, to transfer the case under 28 U.S.C. Section 1404(a) to the District Court for the Southern District of New York or to stay proceedings pending arbitration pursuant to 9 U.S.C. Sec. 3. Only these defendants had been served at the time their motion was filed.

3. Patchick attempted to serve the Curtis defendants in late 1983. Curtis's attorneys contested the adequacy of service on the grounds that (1) the person upon whom service was allegedly made, John Bradley, is not the managing agent of Richard Curtis Associates, Inc., and (2) the process server never mailed the summons and complaint as alleged in the affidavit of service.

4. On March 16, 1984, the district court granted defendants Kensington and Zebra's motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction. The court held that Patchick failed to establish that Kensington and Zebra engaged in continuous and systematic activity within the State of California. The dispute over service of the Curtis defendants meanwhile remained pending. Patchick filed a notice of appeal from the March 16 order on April 4.

5. After appellant filed the opening brief, appellees Kensington and Zebra filed a motion to dismiss for lack of jurisdiction on the ground that the district court's order dismissing some but not all of the defendants is not a "final decision" appealable under 28 U.S.C. Section 1291. See Fed.R.Civ.P. 54(b). We agree.

6. If an action is dismissed as to all of the defendants who have been served and only unserved defendants remain, the district court's order may be considered final under Section 1291 for the purpose of perfecting an appeal. See, e.g., DeTore v. Local, 245, 615 F.2d 980 (3d Cir.1980); Leonhard v. United States, 633 F.2d 599 (2d Cir.1980), cert. denied, 451 U.S. 908, 101 S.Ct. 1975, 68 L.Ed.2d 295 (1981); Siegmund v. General Commodities Corp., 175 F.2d 952 (9th Cir.1949). In such circumstances there is no reason to assume that there will be any further adjudication of the action.

7. When, however, defendants remain in the action upon whom service has been made, we cannot assume that the action is final. Here, Patchick attempted to serve the Curtis defendants. Although the Curtis defendants have not yet appeared in the action or filed an answer to the complaint, Patchick has not conceded that service was improper. The action cannot be final until the service dispute is resolved by the district court in favor of the Curtis defendants or until the action is dismissed as to those defendants.

8. The appeal is therefore premature and is dismissed for lack of jurisdiction.

Perhaps this legal wrangling is why Patchick never wrote any other novels, or maybe he just had the one epic in him. Eruption earns a 3/4 rating for being a beautiful mess of a saga.

Zebra Books, 1979

Saturday, May 18, 2024

THE GENESIS ROCK by Edwin Corley





The Big Apple's about to get the big one, and the only warning is THE GENESIS ROCK!

That's an ancient rock from deep within the earth, the most famous example being a sample taken from the moon by Apollo 15 in 1971, where it had lain undisturbed for 4 billion years after being ejected from the earth during some primordial upheaval. Geologist Janet McCoy has just identified a piece found in Central Park during construction for subway expansion as just such a rock, meaning that the bedrock under Manhattan isn't nearly as stable as formerly thought ...

A volcano in NYC should be a no brainer for extreme disaster thills, but Corley's story is disappointingly limp and unfocused, spending way too much time on pointless filler flashbacks to Janet and her estranged husband Linus' courtship down in Mexico while also piling on more and more ancillary characters until we can hardly keep track and don't hardly care. Corley is also too cutesy with his characters, letting us know just who we're supposed to cheer for and boo hiss at in clumsy scenes of would-be snappy repartee - and would you believe that all the male characters keep noticing how fricken hot McCoy is? Brains and beauty, wow!

When the earth finally erupts, there's a little bit of action, but not enough, and the climax involves too many meetings and phone calls to be very suspenseful. The techno thriller aspects around McCoy's volcano knowledge are adequate, anyways. Corley drops references to prior work, like his NYC race hate thriller Siege and his nuclear thriller The Jesus Factor, and weaves a secret Mars mission into the plot to no real end. It doesn't add up to much.

Hardcover art

The official Edwin Corley website features biographical information, pseudonyms, and a bibliography. Corley died young at the age of 50, just months after his wife passed.

Author Edwin Corley (1931-1981)

The Genesis Rock earns a shabby 1/4 rating. Find your volcanic thrills and sexy scientists elsewhere.

Dell Publishing, 1981

Sunday, May 12, 2024

ARCHIVAL UPDATES: From SOCIÉTÉ'S pages




Volume 2, Number 1 of the periodical Société is now available to read and download at archive dot org. What was Société?
Société is the periodically published journal of Technicians of the Sacred, the International Religious and Magical Order of Société, La Couleuver Noire, and the Neo-African Network. It is dedicated to the preservation and practice of Voudoun and other Neo-African Religious systems, its art, magic, and culture. Articles and suggestions are encouraged.

Copyright 1988 by Courtney Willis

Monday, May 6, 2024

COSMIC DEBRIS: Amazing Feats of Komar the Hindu Fakir!



From an online listing for the April 1973 issue of Occult: New Dimensions of Life in the Field of Psychic Phenomena, a slick looking magazine put out by Popular Library, we find an article by Brad Steiger on the performer Komar the Hindu Fakir, aka Vernon Craig. Steiger would use parts of this article as a chapter in his pseudonymous 1974 title The Occult in the Orient, as well as a book called Life Without Pain co-authored with Craig in 1979.



Meanwhile, the striking cover art for Steiger's The Occult in the Orient came from this September 1971 issue of Occult magazine which also promised work by Steiger, as well as Susy Smith:


Issues of Occult magazine are asking hefty prices online, otherwise one may be tempted to see how many recycled Steiger offerings are at hand ...

Popular Library, 1973

Sunday, May 5, 2024

GHOSTS, GHOULS, AND OTHER PECULIAR PEOPLE by Brad Steiger






Here's a treat: one of Brad Steiger's very first Fortean collections, before he settled into his STRANGE series for Popular Library. Dig that Fred, he'll never leave you! Dig too that blurb from bullshit artist Ivan T. Sanderson acclaiming Steiger's attention to facts ... ha! 

What follows is the classic Steiger stew of recycled Forteana, though Merit Books at least graces us with an author's foreword and a gushing back cover letter from editor Tony Licata. Interestingly enough, Licata groups this title with Steiger's two previous books on movie monsters as examples of the "far out," indicating that Steiger hadn't quite staked out the boundaries of his turf yet. 

There's lots of words from both Licata and Steiger about Brad's bold status as an explorer of the unknown, and Steiger quotes Francis Bacon, Herbert Spencer, and Harold Schjelderup to poopoo "skeptics" and anyone who doesn't buy his paper-thin stories as proof of things beyond our ken. In the very first chapter after his author's foreword, Steiger describes how he "rose quickly to the scent of the Unknown" when his friend Jannes Lumbantobing tells him of an Indonesian love curse. This chapter should have been a natural for recycling in Steiger's The Occult in the Orient, but nothing doing.

Some Fortean frequent fliers include the Ourang Medan, the moving coffins of Barbados, Captain Cringle's 1893 sea serpent sighting - with his usual attention to detail, Steiger spells the ship's name Umfli instead of Umfuli - and Count Saint-Germain. His chapter on people who disappear bundles in Flight 19 along with Charles Ashmore, David Lang, and Ambrose Bierce - Steiger would drag these guys out years later for his Strange Disappearances of 1972. Spontaneous human combustion and pyrokinesis also feature.

Steiger finishes up with three chapters of werewolves: the hoaxed feral "wolf girls" Amala and Kamala, a short slip of a chapter with young Marie Bidel attacked by werewolf Perrenette Gandillon, and a longer piece on French werewolves which covers Giles Garnier, Jean Grenier, and others, but doesn't mention the famous Beast of Gevaudan! Steiger ends with a very midcentury note:
Since earliest times, men going into battle have either dressed in the skins of fierce animals or identified themselves with beasts of gore. The Nazi werewolf troops of World War II, the Lion men of Tanganyika and the Simbas of the Congo bear bloody witness to the power of sadistic suggestion on the minds of primitive and propagandized men.
Warren Smith would reuse the two-hearted Italian strongman Agostino Colli for Into the Strange in 1968. His version is shorter but better, lacking Steiger's silly padding of an invented scene of Colli thwarting bullies as a child. Steiger loved his melodramatic "recreations" and cheesy dialogue, turning even otherwise staid and documented events into manipulative maybe-fiction.

Smith's Into the Strange would also reuse the Umfuli sighting (keeping Steiger's Umfli misspelling) and Dr. Robert Menzies' monster fishing, some details from Steiger's chapter on "America's Lost Race," and wholesale copies his ahistorical chapter on the Thuggee with minor tweaks to wording.

Steiger's Thuggee chapter begins:
No organized group of criminals has ever killed as many people as the Thuggee. In the 1830's this Indian murder cult strangled upwards of 30,000 natives and travelers as a sacrifice to their goddess Kali.
While Smith's chapter starts:
No known group of organized criminals has ever killed as viciously and as frequently as the cold-blooded murderers who belonged to the dreaded Thuggee Sect of India. These cutthroat cultists strangled over 30,000 persons during a deadly reign of terror in India during the 1830s. The very mention of their name cause courageous men to cringe with alarm. The victims of each Thuggee massacre were dedicated to their goddess, Kali.
The rest of Smith's chapter continues identical to Steiger's, with rearranged sentences and wording like a 7th grader trying to avoid getting caught for plagiarism.

Merit Books credits Health Knowledge Inc. for three reprinted chapters, "Houses That Harbor Hatred," "People Who Disappear," and "How Many People Are You?" Steiger would recycle that last chapter in 1969's Other Lives, co-authored with Loring G. Williams.

Just like Popular Library, Merit is too cheap to give us a table of contents, so here it is typed out:

1. Author's Foreword (5)
2. The Hex of the Horrible Cupid (8)
3. True Monster Madness (12)
4. Instant Cremation (20)
5. Phantom Ships (23)
6. A Friendly Ghost (26)
7. The Legend of the Vampire (28)
8. The Restless Coffins (32)
9. Genius Idiots (35)
10. Witchcraft - 1965 (38)
11. Cult of Killers (43)
12. 2000 Year Old Man (46)
13. The Witchdoctor's Curse (49)
14. Psychic Cops (54)
15. Surmounting Space and Time (57)
16. Phantom Army (60)
17. People Who Disappear (62)
18. Tracking the Abominable Snowman (72)
19. Black Magic For Sale (75)
20. Hercules With Two Hearts (77)
21. How Many People Are You? (80)
22. America's Lost Race (88)
23. The Mischievious Spook (90)
24. Human Flame-Throwers (95)
25. House That Harbor Hatred (98)
26. Who Was Jack the Ripper? (111)
27. Astrology - Guaranteed? (115)
28. The Wolf Girls (118)
29. Werewolf! (122)
30. France's Epidemic of Werewolves (125)

Merit Books, 1965