Saturday, September 12, 2020

COSMIC DEBRIS: ESP Pyramid Ring


Meanwhile, the House of Collingwood, of Rhode Island, used to offer a pyramid pendant for a mere $10. “You can have the secrets of the universe in the palm of your hand,” the advert explained. “Put it round your neck. See if you don’t feel more energetic, more alert, more attractive, more truly alive.” But they were cautious people at the House of Collingwood. This pyramid pendant, which was, by the way, unisex, might make lovemaking far more enjoyable, might even help improve your telepathic powers, but if it didn’t, well, the House of Collingwood did offer their customers a money-back guarantee.
The ESP Pyramid Ring ups the ante with a secret decoder style gimmick wherein you look through the special "aura chamber" (presumably a translucent plastic lens) and see your friends' auras! 

From Fate, Volume 31 - Number 6, June 1978.

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