Tuesday, January 25, 2022

THE LOVERS' GUIDE TO SENSUAL ASTROLOGY by Marlowe and Urna Gray






Serious students of the astral arts should look elsewhere, as this book was meant to be read with one hand! The Grays admit they're writing a get-laid-quick guide right in the introduction, saying they don't want to get too caught up in the "whys and wherefores of astrological logic" and that it's an inexact science anyway. Laying out the rules in the next chapter the Grays instruct you to avoid learning your potential partner's star sign at all, and instead to rely on their "appearance sign" ... that is, what sign you think they look like based on the Grays' descriptions in this book! Seems a bit dodgy if you ask me, but let's take a look at Scorpio woman. She's always supposed to be a real hot number:



Well golly! "Your penis spurts all over himself, her, and you." I guess you can't argue with those results. Thousands of years of occult traditions are boiled down to the authors' wisdom: if they look up for it, they probably are!

Signet Books, 1974


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