Sunday, June 30, 2024

HURRICANE by Gardner F. Fox





After the frozen flop of Steve Cohen's Avalanche, it's time to gird our loins for some sure-fire disaster madness in the hands of master genre writer Gardner F. Fox, as he takes us into the eye of the storm in HURRICANE!

If you didn't get the message from the "heedless hedonism" on the back cover, already on page 17 a youthful penis is swelling! Yowzas! It's that kind of disaster story, with loads of bed hopping and adultery and sexy mamas bedding young studs ... and God bless Gardner F. Fox for his economy of storytelling. Where it took Steve Cohen almost 400 pages to push out too many undercooked threads, Fox manages three or four nice, concise narratives in just under 200 pages, and delivers some beautiful descriptions of the pitiless storm as it arcs towards Dunes Point, playground of the horny HENRY class.

Holy canoli!

There's neglected housewife Cornelia, finding succor in her son Roger's buddy Don. Meanwhile, her husband Trevor is entranced by "gypsy soul" Brenda, who's hoping to pin her new pregnancy on the wealthy lawyer! Scummy businessman Bob whores out his wife Leona to clients, but prospect Evan wants to make a lady out of her. Fox weaves some delicious webs of sin and deceit, and then Hurricane Hedda smashes them all to pieces! Fox's description of the hurricane is quietly confident, as a scientifically acccurate storm surge threatens our characters. It's a nice balancing act between techno thriller overkill and the too-loose, glib afterthought of Cohen's avalanche.

Leisure's back pages ads include two of Fox's Kyrik sword and sorcery entries, along with plenty of options across fiction and nonfiction genres.






Leisure Books gifts us a few typos in this story, such as horny housewife Cornelia "buiding" young Don's penis inside of her. Stay classy, Leisure Books!

Hurricane is available as an epub at the official Gardner F. Fox library. This racy disaster drama blows down the house and rates an easy 4/4! Thank God for Gardner F. Fox!

Leisure Books, 1976

Thursday, June 27, 2024

AVALANCHE by Steve Cohen








The Lodge at Hightown is ready for its grand opening, and handsome, honest, wonderful hotel manager Bob Coombs is afraid his sleazy boss Everett may have cut one too many corners building his winter wonderland. The intimidating architectural writer sent by the NYT has already pointed out cracked walls and a bad foundation. And now someone smells eggs in the basement ...

Comparisons are helpful. Robert Weverka's Avalanche, published just two years before, manages twice the action in half the pages, and scratches that disaster itch with evocative passages on snowfall and ice layers. Cohen doesn't really bother with any of the science behind his disaster, and in fact (spoilers here), an avalanche isn't even really the big event! It goes back to Everett's glad handing deal with his brother-in-law who owns a propane heating business, and maybe didn't do the best job installing the furnaces in the basement. We'll have to slog through hundreds of pages of melodrama and dark hints of imminent destruction before we get any payoff ... though Cohen does start things off with a pointless scene of Coombs witnessing the big explosion as the lodge goes up in flames, before flashing back for a long, long build up.

Some characters are more successful than others. Dr. Feldman and his wife Miriam are lovely, as is heiress ski bunny Ann Heath. Coombs is too perfect by half, a boring cardboard superman who is failed by everyone around him. The depressed artist Souvaroff and the bitchy Hollywood starlet Patricia Sindt (Sindt? SINNED? Get it?) are flat as well, and Sindt's death is petty and ridiculous - Cohen has her body crammed into a toilet bowl by the blast. There are too many other guests and employees who make little impression. Cohen's attempts at weaving a grand tapestry bore me! Even his final destruction of the lodge lacks verisimilitude, failing to tune us in to that sublime disaster frequency, that terrible knowledge an author can share with readers about just how wrong things can go and are going, right now! But this work lacks immediacy, urgency, or even any purpose.



Coomb's steady gal Kay works for the lodge doing graphology on potential employees - that's handwriting analysis! She doesn't seem too good at her job, what with the quality of workers who slip through, but Coombs stands by her work. It's an interesting bit of midcentury flavor, at least.

In an oddity similar to Belmont/Tower's advertising for Rochelle T. Larkin's The Raging Flood, there's an ad for this very title right on the front page, credited to an author named "Max Steele!" What was going on in the cheapo publishers back then? Paul Patchick's Eruption gets an entry in the back page ads, if we want to be reminded of other, better books we could be reading. For another odd note, Cohen's own website claims that this book was the basis for the 1979 disaster film of which Weverka's book was an adaptation ... but this just seems flatly incorrect.

Cohen's Avalanche earns a pitiable 1/4 for wasting our time. It's a lovely cover by Zebra anyways, with the title text embossed.

Zebra Books, 1980

Friday, June 21, 2024

THE TERROR by Michael D. Albers







Author Michael Albers goes into the nitty gritty of the late '70s cattle mutilation waves in this very rare title gifted with a beautiful cover from cheapie publisher Manor Books. Many of the names that would later turn up in 1984's doorstopper Mute Evidence are here, from the Stigmata newsletter to Officer Keith Wolverton to Dr. Leo Sprinkle. Gabe Valdez and the strange happenings around Dulce are also covered, as is the fraudulent testimony of convict A. Kenneth Bankston as to a secret blood cult killing cattle.

Unfortunately, after a good amount of granular setup, Albers stumbles later on, finishing with a generic summary of the '70s UFO scene and pretty much dropping any idea of interpreting the mutilation mystery. Too bad! The Terror is still worth reading as a time capsule and early, earnest attempt at wrangling a subject that's become a cornerstone of modern UFOlogy.







This was Albers' only book. The Terror is available to read and download at archive dot org.

Manor Books, 1979

Monday, June 10, 2024

COSMIC DEBRIS: Signs of the Times


Two midcentury touchstones: cheap dinner wine and superpowered cold medicine! Lancers and Contac are both still around today - however, Contac has changed their formula over the years, straying from their original phenylpropanolamine concoction and microcapsules gimmick.

From A Time For Astrology, by Jess Stearns. Courtesy Signet Books, 1972.

Saturday, June 8, 2024